Jokes ... not so lame

its been a while since i ever post anything...
i was digging thru my emails and found tis veri interesting mail... jokes actually
didnt realli read it 3yrs ago till now...
so tis is how it goes...

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.. He sent a message to everyone from his

Phone

Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now

it

is 6610"



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Ah Beng : I am a proud because my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.



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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be OK.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.



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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.



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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! you have

come again.



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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except

the

TV in my house."

Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."



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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."



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How do you recognise Ah Beng in school?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases

the board.



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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it

would

be hot.



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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says

"Hello, how did you know I was here?"



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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?



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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is "you will go to jail"



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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"

Servant: "It's already raining."

Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."



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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and

not

in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


P.S
u may have read tis b4..but u dun care lols...
u may have choked on fishballs while reading? but i dun care..
u may not even read thru tis post... like i care?

just so tired...

dunno y im being so unreasonabe these days... maybe theres a reason... im so tired...
sleep time :(


sleep first...blog later :p

Version 1.1

The day i started working at pasta mania... i would realise 3 things...

#1: Money isnt easy to earn ( thats y i never anyhow spent my parent's money... and also managed my own savings )

#2: Customer is always right! ( even till now.. im still facing DIFFICULT customers... but i still have to meet up to their unreasonable demands! so what? as long as i am doing my job and dun a damm about wat they thinks... forget them the next sec... resume my normal ways of life.)

#3: hougang mall and fareastplaza are different world - pastamania outlets (some customers are just too smart and arrogant.. while some r just plain stupid... )

eg. ok .. b4 the part where they r being stupid... this is how ordering food in pasta mania normally works...
ME:hi mdm can i have yur order?
CUS:i would like to have marinara
ME:ok pasta choice...?
CUS: i would like to have it in fusilli :)
ME:anymore orders?
CUS:that would be all :D
ME:hmm total would be $XX.XX ty ...enjoy yur meal :D

now.. when funny customers came... maybe they r new or just stupid... esp secondary 1 students

ME:HI! can i have yur order?
STU:can i have aglio oilo (of coz u can)
ME:Pasta choice?
STU:ok
(sometimes they say)
STU:PASTA !!#*($*$!)(??????

then i would correct them...
ME: erm we have different type of pasta... fusilli..spa..ling...blah blah
STU:ok.. ill have fufu....fu...fusilllli... then i want to have combo A....
ME:yur choice of drinks?
STU: HUh? where? where? (too short to see) esp the girls... zzz
ME:do u want coke?
STU:ok!
ME:for the soup we have cream of mushroom and ministroni...
STU:cream of mushroom and wat?
ME(thinking): ZZzz...forget it
ME:we have cream of mushroom and vegetable soup :X

i shall not elaborate anymore as i know u dun wana listen anymore LOLS...!

Navigation

hmm have you ever scroll down to the bottom of the page?... hm theres some silly games to keep u entertained... on the right side...? watch avatar episodes being ruinned by some idiots modifying their voice... ahaha... nothing to say much these days.. just so freaking tired.. with a ridiculous manager tat call every morning 2 am... how to sleep! u tell me?

Day2

Hmm i guess i shld start writing something now... lols well ...
yeah i like computer games alot! i had spent almost 50% of my life playing computer games...
feels so lifeless now! longest period of time... hmm maybe rappelz.. had played it for 2yrs ! lols
the onli game i find silly n quit within 15mins was maple... omg small kids using wooden stick wacking insects... wow !
started dota about 3months ago... had 3months of experience... wouldnt be much of a pro...well depends on if i get any feel for dota tat day... i might own! but. when no feel ahhh... feed like fk...

i remeber i had a game of dota 2 am 2days ago... senhui and me vs wei liang n desmond.. omg we got pwned badly...
how to say ah... 2 players with 3 months of experienced... played with 2 siao kia with 3 yrs of experience? lols...
hmm well now so bored of gaming... feel so lost...

feel sooooooooooooo lost!...

Forced... into a corner...

Farid! u LAMER!
Go bck yur Zoooo

Day1

im new to blogging... well lets see... wat shld i post today? absolutely NOTHING haha. What a start for first timer...